PRE-ORDER - A shirt will be shipped to you in several weeks, thanks in advance for your support and patience!

Cover your upper body with these threads. Some of the many benefits:

• Protects skin from other people's raw gaze. 

• Enhances ability to summon dragons.*

• Sweet Bald Eagle graffix, soon to be as ubiquitous as Hello Kitten, GET ON IT FIRST!

*Must already be a dragon summoner level II or higher.